"are you a good kisser"
what kind of question is that like how am i supposed to know???? i can’t kiss myself
"Are you kidding me?"
“No, im adulting you”
I think unskippable ads on Youtube are the biggest fucking marketing fail, now I am more likely to purposely avoid buying your product out of pure bitter spite that you bitches made me wait.
A bitter blogger never forgives or forgets
I wonder if beyonce has a booking agent or just wakes up fully dressed and says ‘I will sing tonight’ to a terrified assistant