Restroom air dryers are a great way to warm your hands before wiping them on your jeans
there is a reason I’m single and it’s called my face
"i wish stupid people didn’t reproduce" is how the liberal expresses their yearning for eugenics in a socially acceptable way and it’s not cool to ever let them off the hook for that
also, “people should have to take an intelligence test to vote”
Apparently forgetting that that’s already been done and it was terrible and racist as fuck.